Well Stephen, I hope you had a wonderful birthday, and if you're like me, you're currently sitting in front of the t.v. watching football today. It's pretty much a "given," the Packers are going to beat the Bears, and then the STEELERS will annihilate THEM at the Super Bowl. It's just the way football works. We've played the Packers 5 times at the Super Bowl, and whipped their butts every time!
And if you read my previous post about how you're following me around everywhere, but thought I was only joking, you are WRONG MISTER!! I have PROOF!! Pete wanted to go see a movie earlier today, so we walked into the movie theater and as soon as we got to the counter, the song playing overhead started: "Don't Stop Believin'!" I grabbed my iPhone and recorded VIDEO (and AUDIO) of this!! I just can't get a BREAK with you hounding me all the damned time. Seriously, you need to chill!!
So, there you have it, actual recorded proof, that wherever I go, you're singing to me all the time! I used to wonder if maybe I was mistaken, thinking you're stalking me and stuff, but now I know for SURE that you ARE. Tsk tsk tsk, Mr. Perry, don't you have anything BETTER to do with your time, now that you're "retired," than follow some weird Pittsburghian blog-writing chick around everywhere like this?!
You may just need to get laid. *wink*
(You still DO that sort of thing, at 63, don't you?!) hehehehe Good Lord I hope so, even if it's with Viagra!! (ooooohhhh I'm such a stinker sometimes)!!
Well, yesterday Pete and I took off in the morning, and didn't come back until later this afternoon today. We attended a very fun night out, (AWAY FROM THE MOM'S!!), and the first thing we did was go to the Andy Warhol Museum downtown, (I'd never been there, but I've always liked his art), so it was pretty cool to read about his life. I noticed, also, that he seemed to be obsessed with tragic lives, including his own, but Pete said, "Most celebrities do have tragic lives." I guess that must have some substance of truth to it, considering there are so many included in Warhol's archives.
Here is one of the coolest parts of the Museum that Pete loves:
the Marilyn Monroe exhibit too. He was obsessed with her. The freakiest photo was of HIM, wearing make-up and a blonde wig, with a man's suit on...I got shivers... he really was a strange ranger, but okay, what the hell, that's what makes the world go 'round. To each his own. I've seen worse up close and personal, at many different dungeons...including the Citadel in SF.
After the visit to the Museum, we checked into our hotel and then attended a local dungeon party at the same hotel, and stayed overnight. Oh my GAWD, it was so cool...there were at LEAST 250 people in this huge banquet room (most half or all naked), and there was this table thing (piece of equipment) in one corner that a person lays down on, with a tall metal bar on two corners that have stirrups, so that your legs are up in the air and spread apart...
WOWOWOWOWOWOW what a table THAT was....(you'll just have to use your imagination)! We had fun on THAT...the coolest thing was, somehow Pete figured this out about me (I don't reveal all of my secrets to anybody...they gotta dig deep into me to get 'em), but somehow, without me telling him, he just figured out how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE denial. As we played on this table, Pete told me I couldn't have a "happy ending" until we got back to our hotel room...so, as the song goes, "Relax, don't do it, when you wanna get to it, relax don't do it, when you wanna come...."
And that's what I did, so that I didn't. Get it? I've got some pretty good control of that kinda thing, I was actually trained how to do that. But later in the night, back at the room, VA-VA-VA-VOOM BABYYYYY....it's a bummer that men can only have ONE of those "happy moments" though, when I'm one of those lucky biatches that can have about 500 (give or take a few)!! hehehehe I'm so damned greedy!! Yessssss I am. Very. I can keep going and going just like the Energizer Bunny don'tchaknow. *wink*
Yep, I'm such a badass, I don't even know how totally badass I really am...THAT'S how badass I am.
And I bet YOU thought I was just a mild-mannered, quiet, mousy and introverted person when you met me, didn'tcha?! (You don't remember meeting me, I know that). But, it's always the quiet ones you have to worry most about!! MMMUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, ahem, I guess I'll go unpack my bag and settle in to watch some football. If I see you peeking in my windows, I'm gonna call the damned cops!! You crazy freak-of-a-man....God bless you Sir, I love you. Happy Birthday, and if I ever get the chance to spank your sexy butt for your birthday, believe me, I most definitely will. *SMOOCH!*
Love, Rebecca
No comments:
Post a Comment