I don't know about YOU, but I'm in a bit of an ANGRY MOOD right now, and it's all because of Michele Bachmann!!! Did you SEE what she DID?!! Can you BELIEVE THAT?!!!!
I CAN'T!!! I am in total SHOCK!!!
Okay, when the goof was made in one of her speeches about one of the greatest film actors of all time, Mr. John Wayne---when the person she ACTUALLY referred to as being from that particular town she was speaking in, was John Wayne GACY, the MURDERER...I thought, "Wow, that was a stupid flub, somebody ELSE really goofed and made her look REALLY STUPID..."
But NOW....NOW, I know it's NOT "somebody ELSE," it's really HER!!! I am absolutely and totally DISGUSTED!! At this moment in time, I can honestly say that I LOATHE THIS WOMAN. I loathe both her, AND Sarah Palin, for being such idiotic, assanine, stupid bitches. Neither one of them should be anywhere NEAR the Presidency. They should both fall off the face of the planet, you know, like, they should both go all the way to the very EDGE OF IT, because THEY BOTH SWEAR THAT THE EARTH IS FUCKING FLAT don'tchaknow!!! And the sky is GREEN and the grass is BLUE!!!
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!! I cannot FUCKING believe this!!! (Pardon my french, but I'm pissed).
You have GOT to be KIDDING me----I am now officially and forever, ALL done with her---I say this woman should just be shot in the face with a bazooka, she's so goddamned stupid. HOW THE HELL CAN ANYBODY BE THAT GODDAMNED DENSE and still FUNCTION as a grown adult in our society?? I mean, come ON, WAS SHE NOT ALIVE IN 1977?! She's older than I am!!! Did she live under a fucking ROCK, or what?! How the HELL can ANYBODY get Elvis Presley's BIRTHDAY mixed up with his DATE OF DEATH?!!
AAAAUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT IS SO HORRIBLY WRONG!!! SHE IS AN AUDACIOUS, ASSANINE IDIOT!! I would like to bitch slap her upside the head a few hundred times, and then pinch her head OFF her body, and step on it.
I was only EIGHT YEARS OLD when he died, (same age as Lisa Marie), and I remember it so vividly, it's like it happened YESTERDAY!! I can't believe he's been gone 34 years...I still love his voice and his music....but WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS DUMB ASS POLITICIAN HAG?!! How can ANYBODY get his BIRTHDAY, January 8th, and his DATE OF DEATH, August 17th, mixed up when it comes to ELVIS PRESLEY?!
I loved Elvis Presley even more than I love YOU Stephen!! I mean, he was so AWESOME. It's true. His face was plastered in posters all over my bedroom walls when I was 6 and 7 years old...I listened to his albums and read magazines all about him, and just simply ADORED him...I begged and begged to go to Graceland....but I've STILL never been there. When he died, I was devastated. I kept listening to "What Now My Love," over and over, because there's a lyric that goes, "No one would care, no one would cry, if I should live, or if I should die...." and I tell ya, I blubbered like a baby every NIGHT for EIGHT MONTHS after he died, because of that song. I was a wreck. His was the very first real death that I ever experienced, and felt close to. He was like a father figure SLASH sex symbol in my life, someone I looked up to, admired, and wanted to kiss all over at the same time.
AND HE DIED ON AUGUST 17th, 1977. I'll never forget that date, just like YOU will never forget the assassination of JFK. It was a horrible day in history that affected me very deeply....and still does.
I am so thoroughly and absolutely flabbergasted at the sheer and all-consuming stupidity of this woman, I cannot even function properly at this moment. My brain has officially turned into oatmeal. Someone should really burn her at the stake, and get it over with. I hope Elvis rises up out of his grave and haunts her stupid ass for the rest of her pathetic life.
I am so offended, I can't believe it.
So now, I will simply add what I've written on my Facebook page...and bid thee a fond adieu....as I shake my head in hopelessness for our world and those FRIGGIN' IDIOTS who wish to lead it.
Goodnight.
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- I still, and always will, love and miss you, Elvis. Now, please do us all a favor and go haunt Michele Bachmann for being such a flippin' MORON.
Read 'Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date' on Yahoo! News. Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann got her Elvis Presley dates all shook up during a campaign stop Tuesday in South Carolina.
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