Mmmm sexy...

Mmmm sexy...
The man is a gorgeous sexy BEAST!! I just want to eat him up!!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

DC Devastation after the earthquake....


(Yeah, I laughed at this too)! "Devastation" indeed.  

Hello Stephen, you sexy gorgeous man...

Yeah, we had an earthquake....5.9 I think they said.....something like that.....I'm bummed that the top of the Washington Monument is cracked though, and closed indefinitely until they can fix it...IF they can fix it. Have you ever been to the top of that thing?  It's very cool, and I love it.  I've been up there many times. If you ever want to go, and if they ever open it again, I'll take ya there and we'll have a blast.

One of my Facebook friends wrote, "In California, if it's less than a 6.0, we don't even get outta bed." (Is that true, or just exaggerated)?! Well, out here on the east coast, my friend, that was quite a bizarre occurrence!  We've never had an earthquake, to my knowledge, at least since I've been living out here.  (I didn't feel a thing, I was driving in the car).  My mom felt it though, her computer and desk started shaking while she was using it, and she thought my dog had bumped into it or something, but my dog was clear across the room, sleeping!  Kinda freaked her out.

How the HECK can you stand living in CA, with all the earthquakes that happen so often?  I don't think I could take it.  Scares me half to death.  But, true to DC form, here's what you would expect....


Talk about cashing in on a lame-ass blip of an earthquake!! Those street vendors are brilliant!

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint if you were expecting some horrendous, heart wrenching saga about my experience in my very first earthquake, but unfortunately, I'd have to make something up, because it was really a non-issue in my daily routine.  Nobody I know was even remotely affected by it.  Just a bit shaken.

Now....I am sitting here writing to you with hair coloring sitting on my head, waiting for it to work.  I've gotta look SPIFFY for Saturday night, you know.  I have a date with the boys of Journey!  And you know something, the more I think about it, the more I do NOT want my Journeyopoly game to land in some dumpster nearby, so to HELL with giving it to them, I'm just going to leave it in the car, and bring them a PHOTO of it...that way, if they like it, I can show it to them.  If they don't, I'll just say, "No problem boys, maybe Steve Perry will like it instead." hehehehehe

I figure, since my best friend's son, Noah, (14 years old) LOVES Journey, I'm going to get him the new Eclipse CD, and probably buy him a t-shirt at the concert, and then give HIM the Journeyopoly game. Or, hell, maybe I'll just keep the damned thing all to myself, I don't know.  I just keep thinking, how would I respond if somebody made a game out of MY life like that??  I'd be like, "GTFO..." ya know?

So anyway, I'm still working on it.  And, as a matter of fact, I have decided to make a BATMAN-opoly game for Pete, since he loves Batman so much...as a surprise for his birthday in December.  I think he'd get a chuckle or two out of it at least. 

Well, I'm off to the hair salon, to get highlights....yes indeed....a nice light auburn, with blond highlights around my face...nothing too over the top, but something nice and sophisticated looking...then, I bought a new outfit, I got myself some manicure stuff to make my nails look nice, and a few other odds and ends like fake eyelashes, which I have never tried before....we'll see if they make me look bizarre or not. 

Hey, Steve, just in case you would like to give me another hug....come to the Pittsburgh show, I'll be in the first 5 rows in the "pit" from the stage....I may even bring a sign of some sort, not sure yet.  They may not allow that, depends on the venue slobs who decide that kinda thing.  But, I will be there, and I will be at the pre-show party at 4:45 p.m.  I definitely plan on taking a lot of pictures, so I'll add them as soon as I possibly can.  Come say hello to me, I mean, that would blow my friggin' MIND if you did. 

DUDE!! That would be friggin' HILARIOUS!!! Wanna spoof everybody?!!  I would act like I expected you to be there, like we came to the concert together, as if we were old friends, and it was no big deal....just to blow everybody ELSE'S minds!!! hehehehe  (But after that, I would probably faint).  I love you so much, you silly singer you.  

It would be awesome if you just hopped into your filthy-rich private jet, and came over to see me there....I'm sure the boys of Journey would be like, "WTF is HE doing here?!" and OH MY GAWD we'd have one hell of a laugh...We could even put our thumbs on our noses, and wiggle our fingers, and sing NAH NAH NAH-NAH NAH-NAHHHH, like in "Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin." hehehehehe  Then you could TELL them, "I'm gonna do this Journey-opoly thing with or without you sorry bastards." hehehehehehehhe

God I love it....I mean, I don't create the turd, I just stir it around every now and then, ya know?!

Let's go stir a turd Saturday night, my friend!!  Come on, Stevie baby, you KNOW you want to!!!

WINK!!  Bye for now....

Love, Rebecca




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