Hello Gorgeous...you sexy damned beast you...how the hell are ya today?
In keeping with the funny posters that we saw at the Rally to Restore Sanity last weekend, I thought I would share with you some funny "Inspirational posters" that I have collected over the years...
I put this photo on here because it reminds me of Allen Craft and his bullying online that I endured. hehehe
I absolutely love these because they are a hoot-n-a-half-n-three-quarters...but for YOU, I'll only charge 50 cents!!
I don't know if that's the same kid or not...but it cracks me up. (Guess it shoulda been "pop").
This one probably offends millions of people, but it's actually quite funny to me. (I was born and raised in a non-denominational church most of my life so I don't really have one absolute religion that I believe in). I don't really care for all the man-made rules though. Some of them are just downright stupid. My relationship with God is mine, and it's private, and I don't care if anyone else believes the same stuff I do or not. I won't try to shove my beliefs down anybody's throat, either, and I don't pass judgment on anyone for what THEY believe. Live and let live. I've tried various churches over the years, but mostly I feel the most affinity towards being Jewish. I'm not Jewish though. I just have a very deep respect for it, and if they'd allow me to officially join their club, I would.
The thing that bugs me most about religion, (and all the homophobic idiots who spew venom about gays) is that (in my opinion), your business is YOUR BUSINESS, so broadcasting about your religion or sexual practices, or bragging about it, shouting it, and forcing others to believe and join the religion or stop "being gay," or label gay people as "evil," is pretty much how Hitler began his crusade against the Jews. They were "wrong," and his religion and sexual practices were "right." Sorry, but that's just a big fat load of hogwash and hooey, honey.
Today there are WAY too many people bitching about the Muslims, and I think it's a big mistake. Leave 'em the hell alone. They worship the way they've always worshipped, over the centuries, just like everybody else. They are not "evil" because of it. They are not all "terrorists" either. Not all Germans were Nazis, and not all Muslims are terrorists. It's really quite a simple concept, but I'm appalled at Americans who don't get that basic golden rule. You cannot lump everybody of a certain group or religion or race into one generalized labeled and ridiculed scapegoat, or you take the very real chance of causing genocide later.
Y'ever wonder how the hell that one idiot man, Hitler, could have possibly planned and built so many ghettos, concentration camps, and railroads? After all, the facts of his pathetic life before 1933 were that his real last name was Schicklegruber, (not Hitler), and he couldn't sell any of his paintings or woodwork projects, he got kicked out of art school and architectural school, he was total failure in regular public school and he was only a corporal in the army during WWI.
He also played the "poor me" game in his book Mein Kampf, (which literally means "My Struggle") which most people (including the publisher) thought was a nonsense bunch of crap that nobody would bother to read. He only had time to WRITE the stupid thing AFTER he got arrested for the Beer Hall Putsch, (organizing a government takeover with a bunch of drunken thugs). Not exactly the brightest bulb in the ceiling.
So, how the HELL did HE know WHERE to do all that, and how to connect them all? I'll tell ya: he simply added the question "what is your religion" to the census report, which IBM then sorted on their Hollerith machine (early computer) to find out where the most Jews lived in various areas, and planned accordingly to be as efficient to get as many as possible. Nobody blinked an eye when the question was added. After all, what harm could come of it? (.....state sponsored annihilation and genocide, maybe? Hmmm....yeah).
Don't get me started on this subject....seriously....I'll talk your friggin' ears off......(ahem)...moving on....
This one cracks me up! I used to meet and/or date people from chat rooms on the internet, but after meeting many weirdo's, scary freaky guys, and dweebs, I kinda gave up after awhile. I didn't really get very far with that whole idea. People suck, no matter if it's on a computer screen or in person.
LOL!! I'm sure when you were in your formative years, rocking and rolling and traveling all over the world, you and the boys of Journey probably had your wild partying moments!! You can't fool ME!!
(Insert the Wizard of Oz Lion)...."ain't it the troof...ain't it the troof." I actually tend to lean towards the overkill side of things a lot, without really realizing it. I guess that's just the overachiever in me. If I want to persuade someone of something, (a project at work I feel would be awesome, or an idea for the boss to implement, etc)., I would create reports and presentations with pie charts and all sorts of historical background facts and figures....and most of the time, to my dismay, they wouldn't even bother to read it. Pete says, "Give people as little information as possible, expect the worst of them, and they'll respond in favor of your idea more often than if you hit them over the head with too much info and high expectations." That frame of mind, however, is one that I simply find to be sad....true maybe...but sad.
HA!! This one is a classic. My life, luckily so far, has not had too many regrets. Big ones, sure, but not MANY of them. My biggest regret is leaving DC on 9/11, even though at the TIME, it seemed like the best idea. If I had just stayed put, though, I'd still be working at the Museum that I miss so much.
Speaking of frisbees...ahem...I wrote to your friend Lora recently, to ask her where the HELL I could get my hands on one of those 1980's "Elmo" (robot head) Journey frisbees, that looked like the robot head on the cover of "Frontiers." I can't find one ANYWHERE and I've spent years looking!! I used to go to record shows all the time, I'd travel to various used record stores, collectible shops, you name it...even Ebay and Amazon.com. But, no luck. I want one of those stupid things because...well...it's like the "holy grail" of all Journey junk. I'd love to have one for my collection, so if you happen to have a few laying around in your garage or storage unit just collecting dust, let me know....I am sure we can work out some kind of "barter" system....hmmm....yessssssss....we could. *wink*
Ahhhhhh, I love this one!! What an awesome pose!! I've always loved dogs, moreso than cats, but I think MY dog is even "cooler" than this one...here's a photo of my Sassy Girl.....she loves to chew those sticks to bits...and we play fetch every day! She looks like a fox, but I believe she's partially "Sheba Inu," mixed with who knows what. (I got her at the dog pound, she was only 1 month old. Now she's 8). I was going to name her "Foxy," but after a few days, her attitude came out and I figured "Sassy" was a much better choice. My car's license plate in VA was "SASCGRL" too! She's my baby, & I love her.
Yeah, I love dogs...but my mother-in-law (who lives with us), has 2 cats, and I actually have
grown to love them just as much....THIS ONE, however, kinda freaks me the hell out...
Now THAT is an evil kitty if I've ever seen one!! If he were mine, I'd name him BRUTUS or KILLER.
This poster, however, is probably the best one of them all...
Hehehehehehe.....and I know you can see it, Mister Man. Ohhhh yes I do. *wink*
Well, that's all for today. Didn't want to sit here and bitch and moan about the election that ended rather shitty, (poor Obama, his life is going to suck for 2 years now), so I figured I would just share something light-hearted and add some commentary instead.
I'm looking forward to this weekend because I will be ALL ALONE!! YAY!! Pete is taking his mother to visit her friend in NJ that she's known for 80 years, so I'm going to enjoy some much-needed ME time, doing some Xmas shopping, maybe go play a few penny slots at the casino, enjoy some of my thrift store treasure hunting, and whatever the hell ELSE I can think of to enjoy myself!! WOO HOO!!
Bye for now!! Have a good weekend. Hey, if you're bored & have nothing going on, stop by & say hi!!
Love, Rebecca
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