The story is entitled, "It's 2 a.m. and you hear a woman screaming for help. Do you c) ignore it and find her corpse in your yard the next morning..." A gruesome true crime story, to say the least, but with a dark twist of "wow," it can turn out to be rather funny!!! The person's "User Name" is listed in blue.
And now the hilarity ensues...
Barakku ![[TotalFark]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sPTLbdboWYhKEME0MwV4r7Odem5NCPiqOaTmXDACQfT06lV9j1XsE0IfptUZQgcwrkhx7ouq6q9isa54Z83nv4L5T22MGsISxmyn6hvEsy9w=s0-d "[TotalFark]"){kind=small} |  | 2011-01-18 06:05:39 PM |
Hey...free corpse
| eraser8 | | 2011-01-18 06:06:36 PM |
| onibara | | 2011-01-18 06:07:32 PM |
eraser8: Barakku: Hey...free corpse
I've said it before and I'll say it again: people are not delicious.
He didn't say anything about eating the corpse.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: people are not delicious.
He didn't say anything about eating the corpse.
| platedlizard | | 2011-01-18 06:08:32 PM |
eraser8: Barakku: Hey...free corpse
I've said it before and I'll say it again: people are not delicious.
Not true! Humans taste like pigs and pigs are delicious.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: people are not delicious.
Not true! Humans taste like pigs and pigs are delicious.
| eraser8 | | 2011-01-18 06:09:14 PM |
onibara: He didn't say anything about eating the corpse.
Why else would you care about having a free corpse?
If you're not interested in barbecue, you're just a pervert.
Why else would you care about having a free corpse?
If you're not interested in barbecue, you're just a pervert.
| wmoonfox | | 2011-01-18 06:09:35 PM |
onibara: eraser8: Barakku: Hey...free corpse
I've said it before and I'll say it again: people are not delicious.
He didn't say anything about eating the corpse.
Like that's gonna stop anyone. Let me at that delicious necrotic flesh!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: people are not delicious.
He didn't say anything about eating the corpse.
Like that's gonna stop anyone. Let me at that delicious necrotic flesh!
| eraser8 | | 2011-01-18 06:11:03 PM |
platedlizard: Not true! Humans taste like pigs and pigs are delicious.
This is one of the great myths of gastronomy.
You can eat pig as ham, as bacon, as chops, as sauceless barbecue. Can the same be said of human?
Hell, no!
This is one of the great myths of gastronomy.
You can eat pig as ham, as bacon, as chops, as sauceless barbecue. Can the same be said of human?
Hell, no!
| onibara | | 2011-01-18 06:11:31 PM |
eraser8: onibara: He didn't say anything about eating the corpse.
Why else would you care about having a free corpse?
If you're not interested in barbecue, you're just a pervert.
Perverted? Why?
You can use a free corpse for all kinds of things:
Fertilizer for your tomato garden.
Sell it to a medical college for dissection.
Send it to the taxidermist and then use it to drive in the HOV lane.
What were you thinking?
Why else would you care about having a free corpse?
If you're not interested in barbecue, you're just a pervert.
Perverted? Why?
You can use a free corpse for all kinds of things:
Fertilizer for your tomato garden.
Sell it to a medical college for dissection.
Send it to the taxidermist and then use it to drive in the HOV lane.
What were you thinking?
| eraser8 | | 2011-01-18 06:13:17 PM |
onibara: Perverted? Why?
You can use a free corpse for all kinds of things:
Fertilizer for your tomato garden.
Sell it to a medical college for dissection.
Send it to the taxidermist and then use it to drive in the HOV lane.
What were you thinking?
You know why.
That's why you have those condoms.
Don't deny it.
You can use a free corpse for all kinds of things:
Fertilizer for your tomato garden.
Sell it to a medical college for dissection.
Send it to the taxidermist and then use it to drive in the HOV lane.
What were you thinking?
You know why.
That's why you have those condoms.
Don't deny it.
| onibara | | 2011-01-18 06:15:43 PM |
eraser8: onibara: Perverted? Why?
You can use a free corpse for all kinds of things:
Fertilizer for your tomato garden.
Sell it to a medical college for dissection.
Send it to the taxidermist and then use it to drive in the HOV lane.
What were you thinking?
You know why.
That's why you have those condoms.
Don't deny it.
You can use a free corpse for all kinds of things:
Fertilizer for your tomato garden.
Sell it to a medical college for dissection.
Send it to the taxidermist and then use it to drive in the HOV lane.
What were you thinking?
You know why.
That's why you have those condoms.
Don't deny it.
| Ponzholio | | 2011-01-18 06:16:11 PM |
eraser8: onibara: Perverted? Why?
You can use a free corpse for all kinds of things:
Fertilizer for your tomato garden.
Sell it to a medical college for dissection.
Send it to the taxidermist and then use it to drive in the HOV lane.
What were you thinking?
You know why.
That's why you have those condoms.
Don't deny it.
Condoms??? I don't think she'd get pregnant... And even if so, it wouldn't be hard to push her down the stairs...
You can use a free corpse for all kinds of things:
Fertilizer for your tomato garden.
Sell it to a medical college for dissection.
Send it to the taxidermist and then use it to drive in the HOV lane.
What were you thinking?
You know why.
That's why you have those condoms.
Don't deny it.
Condoms??? I don't think she'd get pregnant... And even if so, it wouldn't be hard to push her down the stairs...
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Oh my GAWD, I was rollin'...wiping the tears from my eyes as I read this stuff....
it's horrible, I know, but it just keeps going and going, and getting worse and worse,
you can't help but do a "face-palm" and shake your head, and giggle a little!
Okay, you may not share my love of dark humor, but if you spent 6 years of working
6 days a week inside a Museum filled with Holocaust images and man's inhumanity
towards man, you'd develop a dark sense of humor too, as a defense mechanism.
Well, Pete's working late, and I'm bored, so FARK fills the time...and I laugh.
Sue me if you like, for being such a strange ranger, but ya gotta admit, it is
actually so bizarre, you can't help but smirk. SMIRK DAMMIT!!
Well, even if you don't share my love of dark humor, (how is that possible?!),
I will always love you, Mr. Stephen Ray Perry-the-Main-Man-Voice-of-the-Universe.
Love, Rebecca
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