Howdy Stevie my main man!

I have been awake since 5 a.m., we are on our way to CAMP!  It's nearly 9:00 a.m. now, we're 3 hours away. We should arrive around noon or so!

I hate being old though, the first thing I want to do is take a friggin' nap!! Ain't that SAD?! We drive 6 hours away to a naughty adult-only BDSM camp for 9 days of debauchery, and the thought of a NAP is the first thing I wanna do?! (shaking my head in mourning for my youth).

Our minivan is packed FULL from floor to ceiling with all kinds of stuff, from decorations leftover from our wedding for the tropical themed cocktail pool party on Saturday night, to all kinds of leftover alcohol (from the wedding), to our stuffed suitcases, to the sybian and other fun toys for the dungeons.  There are 3 different dungeons, "Heaven," "Hell" and "Extreme No Limits." (I'll stick to mostly Heaven with a little Hell for good measure).

There's a "Kids Camp" for the Littles, (and yes, I still indulge my inner child on occasion, but I don't dress like a baby or do age play). There's a "Pony Camp" for those who have a leaning towards Equine pursuits...and yes, I have an inner pony girl too, I've tried it and was told I am a natural...but it isn't my biggest thrill. (I think all my years in marching band helped me with trotting and high-stepping).

Camp is really more like a BDSM Resort more than a "camp," where we share a cabin with 12 other people, we eat in a Mess Hall (3 gourmet meals and a midnight snack), and there's a Spa for massages and Henna Tattoos, manicures and pedicures, there's an Olympic sized outdoor heated pool, and of course the HQ building with Vendors and tv, pop to drink and bottled water, and bags of ice.

It's pretty damned awesome.

So, even if you're a snobby conservative straight-laced Vanilla guy, you'd still have a blast watching the naked people run around the place. Oohh, I wouldn't mind a girl kiss from Mama Cita, (she is drop-dead gorgeous).

There are fun activities too!! The naked men's party, the naked women's party---why the 2 are separate, I've got no idea--them there are classes lime "Worshipping the Male Member," and "The fine art of the Mindfuck," "Whips 101," and "Suspension with Lew Rubens." Then there is a Casino night where you win "Auction bucks to use at the human auction...(Pete says I'd cause a major bidding war if I am described as "orally inclined")! Hehehe But alas, I am too chicken to be auctioned off to some total stranger.

Then there's the Pony Show (and it is AMAZING)! And there's a Mardi Gras parade--Pete and I are creating our own float--the theme is "Gilligan's Dungeon Island," (might as well use the life-sized cardboard cutout of the characters that we bought for the wedding)..but, like paper dolls, I am dressing up each character as a different fetish costume---Gilligan will have rope around his wrists (they are clasped in front of him) and of course, a ball gag---Mr. Howell will be a Sissy Boy with golden curls, a princess hat and wand, in a dress made out of pink and lavender tulle and teal ribbons...Mrs. Howell will have a nurse hat on, with a medical bag in her hands, and the Skipper will be a pirate!!  Not sure yet about the Profesor, he might be a Dungeon Monitor with a rose between his teeth...and Ginger and Mary Anne are standing in bikini's on either side of Gilligan with their hands on his shoulders, so they may become Domme's!!!

Sometimes I'm just too damned creative for my own good!!

Well, it's going to be fun and oh how I wish we could take pictures of everything, but no cameras are allowed--hell, I wish you could come with me to see it all for yourself!! But since I am bored sitting in a car for awhile, I thought I'd write to you about it at least.

Well, have a great Memorial Day weekend, and I will try to write a little each day to tell you more as it all unfolds!!

Bye for now. Love, Rebecca




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