Have you ever received a BJ coupon? This one (above) is one that Pete and I made last year for camp. Kinda cool, huh? You can ask William Shatner about it, he received two of 'em when we met him----one for him, and one for his friend James Spader. GRIN!! (Most likely he tossed 'em in the garbage).
But, he did get 'em handed to him personally by me.
Well, if you ever want a coupon from me, just say the word. You KNOW I would definitely pay it to you in full.....and it never expires. And yes, you can use it more than once!!!
Well anyway, just thought I'd start your Monday out with a bang.
I don't know what it is about giving blowjobs, but I love it. It's like this comforting feeling, and apparently I'm pretty good at it, from what I've been told. It's just one of those things that I used to say "No way, never, uh-uh, that's gross..." but as I grew older and realized how awesome it is, well, that changed into, "WOW!" so now I'm addicted to it.
Anyway, have a great Monday. I have to scoot.
Our weekend was a nice one in Rochester NY but very busy. Time to get back to the redecorating around the house....have a nice week, and keep this coupon in mind....because honey, I'll send you a few hundred thousand of 'em if you like. And no, you do NOT have to look like the photograph to get one redeemed!!! Believe me, you won't have to do a thing, no Viagra, nothing. You won't need it.
In fact, my ex-boyfriend Peter told me when we first started dating that he couldn't orgasm from oral sex. I looked at him like, "REALLY?!" and I took that as a challenge. I said, "Well then, your wife isn't doing it right."
And so I proved him wrong. Many times. Blew him away. We were together 2.5 years.
Love, Rebecca
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