I'm a firm believer that you should LAUGH at least once a day, so that's what I'm agonna do for ya. Make you laugh.
Now, in case you haven't tried it yet, (and if you're like ME and LOVE sarcasm and dark humor), then you really should check out www.fark.com. You will laugh yourself SICK. At least, I do. These are actual REAL headlines from newspapers all around the world, and the absurdity of the stories that are written. People who log-on to Fark first read the story, then write a hilarious comment. Then other Farkers add more hilarity to that comment, or spin OFF that comment, and it ends up in wild hysterics for all. I just LOVE IT!!
For example, (humor me with this, it's a rather naughty subject): I was reading a story on FARK about how statistics show that "straight men" enjoy anal sex but never want to admit it, (which cracks me up on its own because in my opinion, they all DO enjoy it, but lots of 'em are just homophobes and think they're gonna "catch teh ghey" from it).
Now, you should be made aware before you read and become addicted to Fark, that there are some funny internet "slang" phrases and words that be somewhat confusing. Like, "teh" is actually a sarcastic version of "the." and "ghey" is a silly way of spelling "gay." The story garnered over 200+ comments, and almost ALL of them are a friggin' RIOT they are so funny!! Some people post photos, like this one---which had me laughing so hard, I was cryin'---
And oh my GAWD, I just cannot STAND Glenn Beck, so this made me laugh and laugh for at least a half hour straight...every time I looked at it, I roared and guffawed, snorted, and chortled, and my eyes watered uncontrollably, and BOY did my side hurt!! I was just dyin'. Seriously, that is fucking FUNNY man. Pardon my french, but the magnitude of hilarity on this one just cannot be ignored.
This is my kind of humor, and I am NOT ASHAMED!!
Since we're on the subject, here's some more examples of what I consider wild ecstatic fun...someone wrote simply, "Don't it make the brown eye blue?" ...I nearly peed my pants I laughed so hard!!
Some people just post photos that are funny, and pertain to the current subject matter being discussed:
I mean COME ON, that's funny. Crude, sure, rather in poor taste, of course....only the best naughtiness for FARKERS like me. The word "fail" by the way, if you want to see other funny photos like this one, will lead you to "www.failpics.com." Try it out sometime, you'll get a laugh or two there also, I promise!
Here's one on the same thread (thread = conversation) about straight men who really LIKE anal sex but won't admit it...
I nearly fell off my chair when I saw that one...no further commentary on my part is needed...AHEM.
LOL....(that means Laugh Out Loud by the way)...I know you're not really a computer savvy guy, but this photo cracks me up just due to the spelling of the word, and her eyes. What a hoot!!
The people on Fark are rather unique, to say the least. Many are intelligent, high-profile, rich VIP's, or computer industry workers, or even famous people like Will Wheaton, from Star Trek fame. He posts there daily! Hell, I betcha my two most favorite comedians (Lisa Lampanelli and Dane Cook) get some of their ideas from it...I definitely betcha Dave Attel does!! He's a close second favorite comedian of mine. Asamattah of fact, In the 70's, if I were the same age I am right now, I would have WORSHIPPED George Carlin. That man was BRILLIANT.
This one is completely unrelated to this particular subject matter, but I thought it was funny anyway:
Now, it seems this photo is rather small but you can still make out Bill Cosby on the right, Conan O'Brien to the left of him, then Indiana Jones, then Chewbacca, Batman, Sean Connery as Jesus in the center, and I honestly have no clue who the others are, other than Patrick Stewart the third one from the left. Computer geek nerds really have fun when they change photos around with other stuff like this. But, think about the message!! Times really have changed since people worshipped the REAL Last Supper, haven't they? Now all of THESE symbols are what most people in America worship today.
Ah well, those are the types of things that make me laugh out loud when I'm on the computer. If you want another fun web site, and since you seem to like cats more than dogs (HOW DARE YOU!), you should give www.LOLCATS.com a try. Here's an example of that...
This is awesome!!
But, here's another one that will getcha laughin'....oh drat!! It doesn't work! The photo is actually ANIMATED on LOLcats.com, and as the kitty slides to the left on the board, another caption appears at the bottom that says, "has left the station." Dang it, I wish that worked on this blog for ya...but take my word for it, you would at least (if nothing else), SMILE if you saw it...and I think it's still pretty funny!
Well anyway, I just thought I would share a few things from the internet that I find rather funny. Hope they made you laugh too! Have fun exploring those web sites daily! (they also have www.loldogs.com)
Ok, well, enough of my sick and twisted humor. Sorry, but when you work at a museum full of Holocaust images and man's inhumanity towards man all day, with war, doom, destruction and death every day for six long years, you kinda develop a rather dark sense of humor as a defense mechanism. I may be twisted, but I'm cute, so that's all that matters really.
Whatever you're doing today in your world, Mr. Stephen Ray Perry of Hanover California, I hope you laugh and dance, and have a good one.
Love, Rebecca the silly
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