And whom do we have HERE???!! You lucky SOB...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7cni_CsFGs&feature=player_embedded

Ahhhhhh Stephen, you are so GAWD-damned awesome, I can't even express in words just how much I love you.  Look at this "lady in red!"  Who the heck IS she??  It's all ablaze on the internet, you know, everybody's chuckling at how the photographers ignored Demi Moore walking past you, and focused only on YOU and this gorgeous brunette in the red dress...she's one hot tamale, my friend...seems rather YOUNG, but as long as she's GENTLE with you, Mr. Old Guy, I think you'll be in for quite a nice ride!!

Yesssssssireebob....you certainly look happy, and for THAT I am very grateful to God above.

Ah well, back to my life of drudgery...but thanks for letting them videotape you, you're lookin' sexy as ever.  I enjoyed it immensely!!

Love, Rebecca