You are basking in your warm fuzzy-filled glory about this Greatest Hits 2 album....and I'm LOVIN' the fact that your PASSION is still simmering inside ya for this music. I feel the HEAT of your passion in every word on every interview....and to LISTEN to your voice, (without having to pay $10,000 bucks), is just friggin' AWESOME! (My mom says you actually sound like her brother Bill). Yeah, we were all listening to it after dinner. Very cool...until it got cut off! But that's okay, I was happy to hear that YOU are happy. And you sound like you're GUSHING with excitement!! That makes me so happy!!
You've come a long way out of a depression-filled abyss from hell, my favorite gorgeous hunk of man, and you're finally getting BACK on track again! That makes me want to celebrate with you, because I know just how HARD that is to do. It's like a brand new awakening, a re-birth, and you're lovin' it!!!
My copy of the Greatest Hits 2 album is on its way from Amazon.com. (I pre-ordered it months ago). So I am looking forward to hopefully hearing it this weekend! I will be sure to give you a few strokes of the ego once I listen to it a few hundred times, you KNOW you can count on that!!!
God I love you so much it hurts.
@StevePerryFans (This is the first part of the interview). I don't yet have the 2nd part downloaded.
And THIS.....oh my GAWD....THIS is my most FAVORITE photo of you....(well, okay, in the Top 10)...as a matter of fact, this is the life-sized canvas photo that I want to order from somebody on Ebay! But, I really don't know where the hell I would put it. I mean, it's HUGE. I would have to clear off some wall space somewhere in this house. (I joked with Pete that I would have to put it on our ceiling in our bedroom). LOLOLOL.......Sooooo, I haven't actually bought it. But I still love lookin' at it. I said to Pete, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FUN I WOULD HAVE WITH THAT THING?! I COULD PUT A SANTA HAT ON HIM! I COULD PUT EASTER BUNNY EARS ON HIM! I COULD TOTALLY DRESS HIM UP AS ANYTHING I WANT TO!! HE WOULD BE MY LIFE-SIZED PAPER DOLL!!"
Ahahahahaha...(I am really NOT that insane. Just slightly). I mean, I am a THINKER, not a DO-ER. I might THINK of these crazy things, sure, what the hell....but, I don't actually DO them. Ya know?
But, take a moment, and really look closely at that photo. YOU probably remember that moment, and the song, the words that you were singing at that very moment. WHAT WERE THEY?!! (Just curious). When and where was this taken?? Do you have ANY IDEA just how HOT and SIZZILIN' SEXY you really are?! I mean, COME ON, you HAVE to know, because MILLIONS OF WOMEN EVERYWHERE are just droolin' like fools over you, and HAVE BEEN for DECADES.
Ehhhh, you're probably so past all that now, though, it probably doesn't even phase you anymore. But MY GOD MAN, you make my whole body electrify every time I see you. I mean, I literally feel this electric JOLT all through my body. No lie. It's kinda like one of those medical round electric things, when somebody's heart has stopped, and they yell "CLEAR!" and then ZZZAP!! Ya know? But it coarses all through my body, all at one time, like lightening. Yes, Mr. Stephen Ray Perry, you're not ONLY my gorgeous "Sunshine-Man," you're also my LIGHTENING BEAST OF SEXUAL ROWRNESS. And that is NOT a title I bestow on just ANYBODY you know. You should feel honored. In fact, you should come over and give me a hug.
(No kisses, though, I might get sick). HA!!! *wink*
Ya know what? Even if you're GAY, or bi-sexual, (and believe me, according to Allen Craft, you ARE BOTH, if that's even possible...and when he said that to me during the 6 months of harassment that he caused me, I told him WHO GIVES A FUCK WHERE HE PUTS HIS NAUGHTY BITS!! He is a SINGER!! His sex life is PRIVATE, and you're gonna get your sorry ass FIRED for being such a total douche bag!)----and I made sure he did-----because in all honesty, I really don't give a damn WHAT you are---straight, gay or bi. You are still my favorite eye-candy of all time. I'd eat you up no matter which way you swing. I would devour you whole, and blissfully choke on every inch of you until I pass out from pure lust. Now, THAT is LOVE my friend. Well, it's kinda more like lust-mixed-with-love, but you get the idea.
In fact, I debated today whether or not to write you a steamy hot sexy story...I'm good at that, y'know. I haven't really written one for a guy in a very long time though. I used to write them for my Navy boyfriend years ago, (he was on the USS Enterprise), and---much to my dismay---he would read them to all of his Navy buddies. In fact, he told me he was going to send my stories to Penthouse. HA!! When I got all dressed up to greet him the day he came home from overseas, I walked onto the ship and asked a guy, "Can you tell me where Jim W. is?" And he said, his eyes widening, "OHHHH, you must be BECKY!!" (I'd never set eyes on this person before in my LIFE). I was like, "Um....yeah. That's me." He looked me up and down and said, "I love your stories." I was so embarrassed, I nearly fell overboard. Then, of course, I pummeled Jim upside the head a few hundred times when I found him.
Sooooooo, what do you think? Should I write you a sexy steamy hot lust-filled story?? Or should I just BORE you with my typical, usual, nothing-fancy blog ramblings? Hmmmm...decisions, decisions...
Before I decide, though, I just want to say, I KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS!!! Admit it!! I get to see TONY BENNETT on Saturday night, and YOU DON'T!!!! SO NYAHHHH!! Here's my ticket!!
(Hell, who am I kiddin', you could probably pick up the phone, call him, and sing a damned DUET with the guy anytime you want to). But still, I can't WAIT to see him. I have LOVED LOVED LOVED his voice since I was a kid. Him, and Frank Sinatra. I even love Bing Crosby's voice. I swear I was born in the wrong decade. I love old movies, I love antiques, I love nostalgia, I love all that stuff...and I've studied WWII and the Holocaust all my life. So, I'm weird.
But, you already know that.
Here's some boring housewife lameness for ya....this is what I did today...woooooo...I lead such an exciting life....
See, we have this retaining wall flower box area near our driveway, so I figured, "Let's wow the neighbors," and I got creative. I am one of those SUPER creative people, who constantly have 50 different projects and ideas going on at one time. And since nobody really seems to take a breath between Halloween and Christmas, without so much as even acknowledging Thanksgiving---I hate that---I decided to do something interesting about it.
If I were President, I would REQUIRE retailers to NEVER have a Xmas sale BEFORE HALLOWEEN or even RIGHT AFTER IT. They would have to WAIT until AFTER Thanksgiving. So, I decided to smack people upside the head, by acknowledging and celebrating Thanksgiving FIRST. Actually, what it comes down to, is that I'm TELLING every person who drives by my house to GIVE THANKS (dammit)!! It's not just a friendly reminder, it's a COMMAND. Because people need to be kicked in the ass sometimes. (Ok, a lot).
So, I found a "turkey on a stick," (on the left), and I dressed up my only pumpkin with turkey-legs, head and feathers, then I put a festive garland (kinda like a corn-i-copia) did I spell that right?! And then I found a flat turkey to hang up with GIVE THANKS on a sign...I had to put a white background on it, otherwise you couldn't really see the sign. It's not much, but they really don't OFFER much decoration for Thanksgiving anywhere that I know of. If it's not black and gold, you won't find it in Pittsburgh.
Oh!! But that's not ALL I accomplished today!! Oh NO!! I even did THIS....(and you are AMAZED, I'm sure)...just nod and smile, Stephen, just nod and smile)....
Yeah, I put away the Halloween stuff, and put up some Thanksgiving stuff around our front door. I love the little Indian girl stuffed toy, and the pilgrim standing on the right. To the left of the pilgrim is something I made myself, actually, that says, "Harvest Blessing" on it. It's a tiny square of hay, with a wooden turkey and some flowers and stuff on it, and ribbon. Fairly easy to make, actually. And since Pittsburgh sucks for Thanksgiving decorations, well, I figured I'd just make my own, dammit-to-hell.
I AM DETERMINED TO GIVE THANKS FOR ALL MY BLESSINGS DESPITE THE CRAPPY ECONOMY THAT WANTS TO FORCE ME TO BUY ALL KINDS OF CRAP.
............which brings me to the "bad, bad thing" I did.......yeah, I was caught up in all this hullaballoo myself, much to my chagrin, and I ended up buying a couch cover, a loveseat cover, a chair cover (because I am sick of my furniture), and I bought curtains, and I bought this huge wreath to make to hang on the outside of our house, and I just went hog-wild crazy buying shit that I don't need.
Then I came home, and checked our bank balance. Then I knew I was gonna be in big trouble. So, the next day, I packaged it all back up, and took it all back to the damned stores.
I BLAME NORMAN FRIGGIN' ROCKWELL FOR THIS!!!! It's all his fault!! I just want a PERFECT Thanksgiving, and a PERFECT Christmas for cripes' sake!! And that means NEW FURNITURE and NEW CURTAINS and NEW Xmas shit!!! AAUUUGGHHHH!!!
Ahem. So, this whole "decorate for Thanksgiving and stay home all day" thing, was my penance. Pete didn't even yell at me. He didn't really say much, except, "Um....yeah, I have bills to pay....do we really NEED all this stuff?" So I felt like total shit, and I took it all back. Damn you Norman Rockwell. And you might as well add Martha-friggin' STEWART and Thomas Kinkade to that list too. GRRRRR.
Well anyway, yes indeed, other than going to the bank and the post office, I was home all day long. And WOW, the day sure seems SUPER LONG when I'm around the 2 mom's the whole time. SIGH. Pete stayed home from work today too, he wanted to get out and enjoy the warm weather and paint our barn in our backyard. (It does not house animals or anything...it's just a storage barn really....2 stories though...it will eventually become a guest-house SLASH hot tub party palace!! hehehehe (Maybe even a DUNGEON). MMMMMM, yessssssss....the possibilities are endless!! MMUUUHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tomorrow night I'm going to Cleveland......why the HELL am I going to Cleveland, you ask? Well, since Pittsburgh no longer has a community dungeon for kinky people like me to go play in, (they had their lease revoked by their landlord), we have to either drive to Ohio or to Washington DC. I miss my old Crucible dungeon in DC the most though. It's being re-done, in a new location, and I can't wait to see it!! But, until then, we'll just have to PUNT with Ohio. Our friend Lisa (who introduced Pete & I) is coming along too. She might have a few friends show up as well. It's gonna be a ROPE-FILLED, SPANKIN' GOOD TIME FOR ALL!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
God I love rope. And I especially loved being IN rope when I'm being spanked. HALELUYAH!!!
Have I mentioned that?? If not, sorry for the shock. But, it's true. I'm a kinky chick. And I'll bet you didn't know this either: "Rope sets you free." I heard that phrase when I was 30 and just starting to learn about BDSM stuff, and I thought that really sounded silly. How the hell can ROPE set anybody FREE?? Well, my friend, I learned that it really and truly-honest-to-GOD DOES. Ya know how? It sends me right into subspace, where I'm FLYIN' and totally GONE, stoned on endorphins, and I'm FREE. It's the most BLISSFUL feeling I have ever had in my whole life. And it's addictive as hell.
Yes, Stephen, you are reading a blog that is written by an endorphin-addict who needs to be spanked from time to time. (Especially if I do a bad, bad thing). In fact, if you spank me long and hard enough....I can actually have an orgasm from it. No shit. I cross my heart and hope to die if I'm lyin'...and I would NEVER lie to you. About anything. Ever. I'll swear on any religious artifact of your choice to that....lying is one thing I never do, not to anybody, for any reason.
So there ya go........are you totally shocked, or are you sayin' to yourself, "Hmmmm!! I LIKES ME A KINKY CHICK!!" God, I hope you do. I hope you're not cringing and sayin', "SHIT, I knew she was a freak. I'm outta here."
Well, either way, it's true. I love to wear leather, I love to wear lacey lingerie, I love to be naked, I love to wear my collar around my neck. I love to be tied up...Japanese bondage is the most beautiful...but predicament and suspension bondage is also awesome.....and I love to be spanked.
Is that weird?? Yeah, it probably is to you. It is to most people who don't understand it. I am assuming that you are hopelessly vanilla, and have no clue about anything BDSM related. If I'm wrong, HALELUYAH!!! (I've always had this fantasy that you are a DOMINANT who wants to make me SUBMIT...) But, I think maybe in reality, you might also be a submissive. Not sure. Can't really say for sure, but my intuition says so. And if THAT is the case, HALELUYAH TWICE!!! I would LOVE IT if you were into this stuff, either way. And GOD FORBID if you EVER wear a pair of BUTT-LESS LEATHER CHAPS around me, you'd better RUN, cause I'm gonna tackle your ass to the ground and have my way with you. (But I would ask first...cause I'm a submissive girl you know). LOL!!! Seriously though, those damned things make me crazy like a horny bitch. There's just something about a totally naked ASS in the center of black leather...GAWD...(fanning myself)....is it hot in here or what?!
DAMN. Yessireebobarooney, my friend, I think I am going to wow you with a sexy story next time. Yep. I think it's time you got down and dirty with your favorite dirty girl in Pittsburgh. (NO, not HER!! That's ME, ya damned playboy).
So.....to re-cap.......not only am I a frumpy housewife, but I'm also a Highly Sensitive Person, I'm a submissive, and I'm kinky as hell. I know!! That's the BEAUTY of it!!! I look so damned frumpy and mild-mannered, but behind closed doors, my friend, I am a vicious wild one. You should see it. Hell, you should PAY ADMISSION to see it!!!
I suspect you are hiding something about you, too, and we share THAT parallel in life also. (Nods to you in absolute respect and understanding).
But, here's the thing......I don't hide it. I mean, I don't FLAUNT it either, ya know? But, I figure, if you don't get it, you'll never understand anything about it even if I TRY to explain it, so who cares, this is me, take it or leave it. I am who I am. Imperfect like everybody else.
But JEEZUS AND MARY, do I have FUN!!
Well, bye for now. Keep enjoying the excitement of this new project, the Greatest Hits 2!! You deserve it!!! You've worked hard!! You've gone through a lot!! You should be THRILLED!!! And you should give THANKS for it too.
Stay tuned for a sexy story that will knock your tighty whiteys right off your sexy ass. It's MY turn to dazzle YOU, for all the years of my life that you have dazzled ME.
Love, Rebecca-the-naughty-girl
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