Another Ebay auction?! You're killin' me!

Okay Stephen,

It's cool that you're helping to raise money for Parkinson's disease and all, but if this turns out to be another $10,000 bid, I'm gonna scream.  Right now it's at $550, but there are 6 days left before the auction ends on Ebay, so you KNOW it's gonna get outta control real fast.  I wish I could bid on all the goodies, I really do, but Pete just bought us a one-person, in-home sauna today at the home improvement show, so we're broke.

Nah, we're not broke, actually....I KEED! I KEED!!  Did you know that Apple stock is over $420 per share now?!  Dude, if you don't already own some, BUY IT NOW!!  Predictions are that it'll hit $500 within the next year or so. Yeah.  Pete has a LOT of Apple stock.  So, we're doin' just fine.  But, you're lookin' at a very frugal chick here, ya know?  Thrift store shoppin' DIVA.  My brain is simply not programmed to be able to justify such an exorbitant amount of money for more autographed tchotchke's, even if they are from you.

I mean, God knows I love you more than you'll ever know, and while it's a great cause and everything, I just don't think Pete will let me bid $10,000 on some autographed vinyl albums and a personal note from you.  I mean, I don't even know where the HELL I'd put that stuff...I don't even know where to hang the 3 photos of you that I got for Christmas!  Besides, I already HAVE a personal autograph from you.  So, I can die happy and all is well in Becky-land.  I'm really NOT that greedy.

But okay, it's nice and all, sure, kudos to you and Fan Asylum for doing another one....but is all this stuff you're doing lately just a STALL TACTIC or what?!  DAYUM DUDE, you're killin' me.

But not as bad as Drew Brees KILLED Detroit tonight, WOW that was a cool game.  He's got a bionic man kind of arm, it's just amazing!  (Sorry, hadda get that football comment in somewhere).  I'm supposed to root for Detroit because I'm from Michigan, but THEY SUCK, so I don't.  They did put up a pretty good fight though. I'm kinda wondering who'll be in the Super Bowl.  Maybe Green Bay again, with the Steelers. (It's a GIVEN that the Steelers will be there again, it's becoming a tradition)!!

But I digress.

Will you just get your sexy butt in the studio and SING your lungs out, and let us HEAR IT SOON for cripes' sake?!  Stop stallin' around, and get BIZZY doin' some new tunes, and let's ALL get bizzy GROOVIN' again.  Seriously. The world is in crappy music mode, and it HAS BEEN since you left it. Only YOU can save it!!  Put on your super hero costume, and come to our rescue!! We need you!!

Ah well, I do love ya, and it's great that you're still getting a piece of the Journey pie, too.  I'm sure Neal would think you're kickin' him while he's down----(I mean COME ON...half nekkid on Facebook---what's next, Neal? Sodomy and some wild he-she-love with Chaz Bono on YouTube)?----with all these interviews and stuff you've been doing lately....but that just shows to go ya what kind of a pinhead he is.  Not even worth your time anymore.  He is really the attention whore, not you....but some may argue that YOU are whoring for more attention than he is right now.  It's really like some kind of sibling rivalry contest or something between you two, isn't it.  (Shaking my head and rolling my eyeballs at you).

Well, someone on Facebook mentioned that you've not only had a girlfriend named Sherri, whom everybody knows about....but you've also dated someone in the past named Robyn for 10 years...and now this very pretty lady in red---Jessica, is that her name?  I read that someplace but I don't remember where, and I don't know if it's accurate, but honestly that's not really important.  Let's see...you're nearly 63 years old....and you've only dated 3 women TOTAL in your lifetime????? REALLY???

Raising my eyebrows in disbelief and skepticism.

My friend, you need to get out more.  Seriously.  Play the field awhile.  Sow some wild oats.

Well, you know where I am if you ever want to have some fun in Pittsburgh.

Bye for now, you sexy beast of the universal language that is music.

Love, Rebecca      ps. You're a good man, Stephen.  A bad-boy maybe, but a good, good man.