Betcha can't guess...

Hi Stevie baby,

What's shakin'?!  I hope you enjoyed your weekend, and spent some quality time with your lady friend. We had a nice lunch out today, at Olive Garden....I know, I know, MY DIET!!! ACK!!....but I did pretty well, minestrone soup and lots of salad, and only half of one breadstick.  So I am proud of myself.

However, Pete bought this HUGE cheesecake---raspberry with white chocolate shavings all over it...for his friend Donna's birthday.  (She came over for dinner).   Yes, I had a small piece of it, and it was YUMMY.  But now I'm worried that I might slide back into eating unhealthy again.  I hope not.  I'm trying to stay away from stuff like that.

Anyway, I just wanted to write you quickly----I have this awesome juicy secret-----and since you're the only person who ever reads this blog-o-mine, (humor me and pretend you do), I figure it's safe telling you. (Yeah yeah, I know it's a public forum that anybody can read, but nobody ever does, so no worries).

As you know, Pete and I met at a special "adult only camp," one summer....well, we go back to camp every summer, actually, and THAT is my motivation for losing weight.  Last summer, Lew Rubins was in on my "kidnapping," and THIS summer, I'm going to ask him again to do another one!!  But this time around, I'm gonna look a LOT better than last summer.  (I absolutely LOVE Lew).  He's awesome.  I figure I should at least TRY to give him a little eye candy while he's wrapping rope around me.

Anyway, I have never taught a class at camp before, but I tossed around an idea with Pete for awhile, and we talked about it, and he said he is okay with it......so, I contacted the woman in charge of setting up classes and camp stuff, and she thought it was a GREAT idea too.  BETCHA CAN'T GUESS what I'm gonna teach??!

That's the secret.

Hmmm....maybe I should let you wonder.....(insert JEOPARDY theme music here).
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Okay okay, I'll tell ya.....sheesh, you're an impatient human sometimes.

I'm going to teach a class on.....how to give the BEST bj of your entire LIFE.

Yeah, I know.  Cool, huh?!  As a matter of fact, it comes from my ex-boyfriend/Dom in DC, who told me once that he could never have an orgasm from oral sex, he just wasn't capable of it.  I laughed in his face, and said, "Your wife is obviously doing it WRONG."  And sure enough, I gave him one and TAH DAHHHH, he was astounded.  I said, "Seriously, how long have you believed that bullshit about yourself?  Did you ever stop to think that MAYBE it was HER fault, just a little?" He had never really thought that, apparently, he just thought there was something wrong with HIM.  Well, for the 2.5 years he was with ME, he was absolutely 100% CURED of that ailment, I am very proud to say.

I'm rather blunt when it comes to talking about sex, if you haven't figured that out yet.  I'm not embarrassed by it, I'm not ashamed of it, I'm not repressed or inhibited about it at all.  In fact, if YOU would like to be my demonstrating model, feel free to call me.  I am also not too shy to go there!!!

So, that is the inspiration for my idea of teaching a class about bj's.  It's one of my favorite hobbies, and I'm good at it, so why not try and help OTHER guys out there who might have the same issue??  If the woman isn't enjoying what she's doing FOR the guy, then the guy has a harder time enjoying it too.  And if he can't enjoy it, as much as he needs to, he doesn't have an orgasm.  Simple as that.  Common sense really, it works both ways...for women too.  If you don't do it right, we just have to fake one.

I sincerely hope, in all seriousness, that you have never had that problem.  It really does mess a guy up.

Ah well, I'm sure you're probably thinking I'm a total skank, like most vanilla people would.....but ya know, when you really think about it, in my own twisted way, I am actually trying to SAVE relationships, SAVE marriages, SAVE men from blaming themselves and feeling ashamed, and SAVE the sanctity of the bj, too, by teaching women how to DO it right, first of all, and how to ENJOY it at the same time.

Call me a Good Will Ambassador of oral nookie, if you will.  HA!!

So now I have to figure out a bio for myself, and write up a class lesson plan, (yeah, seriously), and decide HOW I'm going to do it.  That is, will I use a real man to demonstrate on, or just a prop?  Will I be providing other prop's, for whomever attends the class, or will they have to bring a man with them? I don't know the details yet, I'm still mulling it over.  The thing I'm most worried about is the head honcho who runs the whole camp thing absolutely LOVES bj's, and if HE wants to volunteer to be my "prop man," I would not be able to say "no." So I would have to just close my eyes real hard and pretend he's someone else....and hope that it's over in less than 5 minutes. (He's even older than YOU, so I'm sure it would be)!!

You're still a youngun, my friend.  *wink*  I never liked dating younger guys though. hehehehehehe

Ah well, this little secret of mine may not be something you're at all impressed with, but then again....maybe it is.   :)  I will leave you now, so you can ponder.

All I know is, it'll be a VERY interesting time at camp this year!!! Campity camp camp!!! WOOOO!!!!

Bye for now.

Love, Rebecca