Mmmm sexy...

Mmmm sexy...
The man is a gorgeous sexy BEAST!! I just want to eat him up!!

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Dear Stephen, I hope you're enjoying the weekend so far. I am currently in NY visiting Pete's kids. I like coming here because I get to go shopping with his daughters! It's more fun with other women around. But ohhhhh lemme tell ya about THIS!!! You're totally gonna freak!! Yesterday, Pete took me to another comic book convention. As you know, I enjoy meeting the celebrities who are at these events. This time, however, the only SORT OF famous celeb was "The Soup Nazi" from Seinfeld. LAME. He sells soup ladels for $20 bucks that have his face on them. I have seen him at other comic con's, sitting all alone with his lame-ass ladels. Anyway, so we skipped that guy and Pete--who had met another celeb the nightbefore at the Toon Museum, wanted me to meet him. Apparently Pete told this dude that he wanted to introduce me to him. So we walk up to his table, and he looks up from autographing something, and grins real wide and says, "Well hello again Pete!" Now, Steve, you can pretend you've never heard of Doug Sneyd if you want to, but I KNOW at some point in your wickedly awesome life, you have read a Playboy magazine. Doug is the guy who draws all of the naughty naked women cartoons in it. He's been doing this for 45 years. Pete introduced me and Doug grinned again and said, "So THIS is Rebecca!" (caught me off guard). So we start chit-chatting and the subject of Hugh Hefner came up. He said HE is the one who found Hef's new chicky! And he and his wife Heidi had dinner with him a couple weeks ago. When we started talking about camp, he was blown away!! He asked us to come back after we shopped a little bit, to continue talking about it. So after about an hour, we go back and he is freakin' out about the class I am planning to teach! He says he helps people do entreprenurial projects all the time, and MY project is the best one he's ever heard. So not only does he want me to write articles for Playboy about bj's---yes, I am SERIOUS---but he wants me to create booklets in a series, AND travel all over the country to give presentation classes!!! He was so enamoured of me, he asked for my email address and phone number!! I KID YOU NOT!! So NOW I am the one who's freakin' out---he is going to talk to HEF about this--AND he wants to talk his wife Heidi AND Hef, to go to CAMP. I nearly fell off the chair--actually I stepped backwards and knocked over his huge and heavy suit case, which fell on my FOOT, and then the sign Hanging behind the guy NEXT to Doug's booth fell down, and triggered the other stand-up cardboard picture of some sexy cartoon chick!!! Yeah, I know, I am SO GODDAMNED GRACEFUL sometimes! Everybody laughed, I felt like an idiot, but Doug thought it was a HOOT!! I will write more later......gotta scoot!! Love, Rebecca

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