A TEASER....because I can.

Picture this:

2 blow up dolls on the front of a cart, wearing aprons and a paper ice-cream-soda-jerk hat, with a flogger in one hand, and an ice cream cone in the other. One has a name tag that says "Dick." He's wearing a gag pair of boxers that have 2 balls hanging out of them...but no penis. The other blow up doll's name is "Cherry..." and will have LATEX CHERRY PAINTED BOOBS, for obvious sexual innuendo.

Signs near them, "You Scream," and "I Scream."  Balloons tied to the cart, shaped like ice cream cones and orange creamsicles, and 4 HUGE (phallic) "popsicles" made by me, out of cardboard, balsa wood, dowels, and fleece fabric, one attached to each corner of the parade float cart. Then picture Pete and I, wearing aprons and those soda jerk hats, walking along in the parade, tossing out ice cream sandwiches, popsicles, and other fun things like BUBBLES that are shaped like ice cream cones, as SWAG for the crowd of people watching us go by...

DO YOU SHARE MY VISION?!!!

This is what we are working on for camp, as our parade "Ice Cream Float." We'll have the ice cream truck music going on, with occasional screams thrown in for good measure, because we ARE going to do this at a kinky camp you know!! hehehehehehe....ya got the phallic thing, the kinky FOOD thing, and the fun blow up doll thing too.

.......ya gotta admit......I am one creative genius human being.  :)  If only I used my creative genius powers for GOOD instead of evil. Mmmmuuuuuhahahaha!!!

Love, Rebecca