Heyyyyy, who's THAT guy....?!

Hi Steve,

Take a close look in the background of this photo...somebody SNUCK a photo of you at the Giants game on Friday, that nice little innocent old lady in front of you was the DECOY!! hehehehehehe

You look thrilled to the bone, I must say. Like you're thinkin', "No lady, I don't WANT to dance with you, get outta my way, I've got a hotdog callin' my name!"  (Yeah yeah, ok, so maybe a TOFU hotdog, whatever, you vegetarian people get all upset when people say MEAT related stuff like that).  My sister is vegan, and so is her husband (and their cats)...it's really more like a RELIGION to them than a diet.

Yeah, this kid is lookin' right at the camera, like, "HURRY UP MAN!! THAT'S STEVE PERRY!" And the mom behind him is like, "Oh isn't that NICE...who's that again?"

Anyway, unfortunately, I am a carnivore.  Sorry my friend.  A meat and potatoes kinda girl...except now I can't have any damned potatoes anymore...carbs...they are like poison to a diabetic.  Stupid damned carbs. How I miss them so.  I still have SOME, but not much.  I have lost close to 15 pounds so far, though, so I can't complain too much.  I have a long way to go until I'm the DIVA GODDESS WITHIN, but she's knockin' on the door, and gettin' ready to party, so I'm gonna keep goin'.

Ah well, anyway, I am glad you had a nice time at the game.  Who won?  Ehhhh, you won't tell me, you never tell me ANYTHING.  You are a silent, brick wall kinda guy, sitting silent behind a computer screen. THAT'S ALL YOU ARE TO ME DAMMIT!! hehehehe....ok, ok, you're my sweet troubadour, yeah yeah, I can't pretend anything...sigh...

So I decided to make myself a party hat.

Yeah, see, at camp, people gather for a Victorian Tea Party, and they get all dressed up in fancy formal dresses, with lots of lace and flowers, and parasols, etc., and some women wear these cute little hats.  I've never had one, but when I looked on the Ebay, they were rather pricey.  So, to hell with THAT.  I'll just make my OWN, and so I did.  A couple of feathery poofs, a little bit of pink ribbon with mesh lace, some flowers, and some black tulle....tah dahhhhh.  Took me about, oh, 15 minutes to make it.  I tried it on, and it looks rather cute actually. This picture really doesn't quite do it justice.  But, there ya go.  Another UBER CREATIVE ITEM from you're ole buddy Beck.

I decided to get the hell outta here earlier this evening, I couldn't stand one more minute of being around a 90 year old woman who repeats everything 50 times, the same exact conversation, question, statement, etc., over and over and over and over....good GOD it drives me insane.  I know it's her Alzheimers, I know she can't help it, I know she can't remember anything from one minute to the next....but, DAMN, sometimes I just gotta get OUT of this place and away from her, ya know?  I can only repeat things so many times before I want to scream my head off.

Do you feel like that too, when people bombard you asking for autographs and other basic questions you've heard a bazillion times ad nausea?

If so, BELIEVE ME my friend, I truly feel your pain.

So I took off, by myself, to the mall.  What better place to go to in the rain on a Saturday evening?  I walked into Spencer's....I like that store...(silly but true)....and I got some cute stuff for my BJ class at camp that I think everyone will get a kick out of.  I got some tiny little penis lollipops, some "BJ BLAST" (pop rock candy), and a very badass long tube top that says, "Fucking FABULOUS" on it.

My mother nearly fell out of her chair.  Now, mind you, I've never EVER worn such a white-trashy thing in my whole LIFE, but it's black with hot pink lettering, and those are my trademark COLORS, man!!!  ......so I bought it....and Pete actually laughed, because he knows it's really NOT ME AT ALL....but what the hell.  (The other one they had said "Who cares about big tits when you've got an awesome ass like mine?" (But, hehehe, (blush), I actually have 42DD's, so I couldn't really pull that one off).  Yeah, some people wear that kind of stuff at camp. I never have before, but I'll try just about anything once.  *WINK*

I got a few other things too, but mostly it was the walking from one end of the mall to the other, that I wanted to accomplish, for some exercise.  Yes, it's true, don't be makin' any smart-ass comments about women at a mall, Mister Man....some of us actually DO like to walk the whole length of the mall for some exercise, it's not unheard of.  In fact, I RARELY go to the mall at all, so nyahhhh.  Walking helps me get rid of stress, actually, that's why I've been doing a half hour on the treadmill every other day.  I sit in our sauna too, every other day, which is very relaxing to my muscles and helps rid me of toxins too.

So don'tcha be lumpin' me in with all those high-falutin' women you hob-nob with in LA....I am NOT LIKE THEM AT ALL.  I'm way better, as a matter of fact, but you'll never know.

Ahhhhh, yes, the DIVA GODDESS WITHIN is peeking through.

On that note, I'm gonna take my tired butt to bed.  Have a good weekend.

Love ya...bye for now.

----Rebecca    PS. If you're OLD GEEZER HEART can take it, I MIGHT tell you some details about my BJ class that I am planning!! *WINK------(*running*)!! You can't catch ME, ya old fart!!   hehehehe WOOOOOOOO!!!!  She's gettin' NAUGHTY!!!