CAMPITY CAMP CAMP CAMP!!! YAYYYYYY!!!

Yes, what you are seeing here is real.  I made it myself.  I am weirdly and uber-ly creative like that.

You see, Stephen, at camp, we have a parade on Monday.  We decorate a cart, with a theme.  This year, our theme is "Ice Cream Float," and we are adding some naughtiness to it, because, well, it's CAMP! That's what we all do BEST, the naughty stuff!!

Tomorrow is the day we arrive to start decorating! We get to be there a day earlier than everybody else! And the best part is, IT IS NINE DAYS OF HEDONISTIC HEAVEN!!

The guy who is in charge of our cabin is nicknamed "Ham," so I made this sign to nail onto the front of our cabin.  I hope he likes it.

Anyway, so here's another photo for ya......a preview, if you will.....of what some of camp is gonna be!

My mom crocheted these for me. Yes, I'm serious.  She LOVED doing it!  Laughed her head off!

They are "penis sleeves," to cover up vibrators/dildo's, glass ones mostly, but they would work for any type really.  She even crocheted some "pubic hair" around the "balls!"  She had fun making them.  I am going to display them like this at my class that I'll be teaching on Tuesday. You can put a blow pop sucker inside one, and hand it to somebody as a great gift!   I even found some tissues that say "Blow Me" on them, and I've made some buttons and of course, the Blow Job Coupons. 

I'll have a pile of candy and other stuff for everyone in the class to choose from, to fill their own!

Sooooo, then of course, in order to establish that I am the teacher of my class:

Yes, I had to make myself a hat.  I love these little hats, actually, those really nice decorated ones that are so popular at parties and stuff.....so I started making some.  I made about a dozen.  This one is my penis hat.  Found a candle that says, "Make a Wish and Blow," and some tiny rubbery ones, and some light-up pins!!  Had to have some flesh-colored ribbon too, of course.  THOUGHT ABOUT adding some "pube," but decided not to--THAT would just be TACKY!! hehehehehehe

I'll also be wearing my tank top that says, "I'll blow your mind if you think in my mouth," or maybe I'll wear the other one, "Does this cock make my throat look fat?"  Can't decide. They are both hilarious!

Yeah, this is the type of silliness that goes on at camp.  Everyone is OBSESSED with the penis.  I am not kidding, nor am I exaggerating.  It's a serious pursuit, actually, and we all have a blast doing it.

Anyway, I'll be sure to write occasionally during the next 9 days....that is.....if I'm not "tied up" with other things...BA DUM TISH.  Ohhhhhhh I'm gonna be kidnapped too, now THAT is fun....but anyway, I won't "bore you" with anymore details.  Just know that I am READY FOR SOME FUN!!!

Talk to you later, gator, and have a great holiday weekend.

Love you lots...xoxo, Your favorite strange ranger on the east coast, obsessed with BDSM camp and seeing lots of penises, but always YOUR number one fan in the universe, and always ALWAYS having FUN....(wish you could come to camp with me, you would have a total blast)!!!

---Rebecca