Pete is a damned dirty instigator...

Flarg.

My brain is stuck at Flarg at the moment.

Pete says to me earlier this evening, "You should write a one-act play about your blog, Conversations with Steve Perry, and maybe it'll turn into a book and a movie deal, like Julie and Julia..."

Blarp.

That is all.  Can't think of anything more.

Ok, so that's NOT all, but my brain did exactly that.  Flarg and Blarp.

So I said, "A one-act play? A ONE-SIDED, SILLY SOLILOQUY is more like it..." (Try saying THAT 5 times fast).

I think not.

I think if this thing ever gets THAT far out of control, into the chaos of book and movie deals, I'll be deleting the whole damned thing.  This is NOT, I repeat, NOT something I want to happen.  Ever.

Spielberg, I'll bite your face off if you come near me.  Seriously.  Get the flargin' blarp away from me.

I'm freakin' out even more because there are NOW over 7,000 views of this blog.  GAAAAAAA!!!!

Hiding in a corner now.  YOU!!! Yeah, YOU!! Kindly STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG. Thank you.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled flarp-en-blarg.

---Rebecca