Yes, you followed me to camp Stephen. I swear you follow me everywhere!
That was me, sitting on a lounge chair, (you can see my shoes), in front of the pool. I was SNEAKING this video, just to record the music that was playing, because it was YOU. I didn't dare say anything, I would have been caught. There were people all around me at the time.
But, there you were, singing to me at camp! YAY!
And here's another photo, I don't think I put this one on here yet for you...I don't remember...
I was wearing my newly created vinyl tablecloth skirt with garbage bag "crinoline" underneath! And of course, my belly dancing scarf with the silver coins all around it, and my favorite tank top, "Does this cock make my throat look fat?" with my light-up penis pins....and of course, topped off with a black camouflage hat and sunglasses.....SPIFFY and SEXY BABYYYY!!! Well, okay, so maybe you think it's WHITE TRASHY AND WEIRD BABYYYY, sure, ok, I'll give ya that. But it's funny though!!
Pete and I are making a book of all our favorite camp memories so far, it'll be great once it's done. I had just finished teaching my BJ class when this was taken, and this class "Creating cheap and disposable fetish wear" sounded cool, so I learned how to take a round vinyl tablecloth, add garbage bags underneath it, and TAH DAH!!
I know, I know, you're impressed with all my boundless talent. I saw another guy walking around in a RED PLASTIC CUP KILT!!! So, you can make those too, if you're so inclined. Yessss, if nothing else about camp people, you cannot say we aren't creative as hell.
Well, anyway, I'm tired out and ready for my curling up on the couch to watch an old movie night.
Pete's at rehearsal tonight and most of tomorrow, so I won't see him much during June or July. I thought about going to the casino just for the heck of it, but I feel kinda tired, so I will probably skip it. I'd have to go alone and that's just not very fun. Can't talk my mom into going with me, the poop.
Well, I hope you have a great weekend, and I'll be writing to you again soon. I'm going to start reading "The 50 shades of grey" now, finally----we'll see if it lives up to all its hype or not. I have probably LIVED better stuff at camp, actually, but okay I'll give it a try. I have heard it's pretty good, despite the poor writing style. Cringe.
Even if you think I'm a weirdo, Stephen, I can honestly assure you that I am actually very "normal," and "tame" compared to most weirdo-people out there. Sure, I have my moments of weirdo-glory, don't we all?? But at the same time, I'm really a mild-mannered, frumpy housewife. At Lowe's, for instance, I bought a hydrangea plant with all sorts of mixed colors today, and I am planting it tomorrow in a large planter near my front door. THAT is how "normal" and "frumpy" I am on a daily basis.
I play with my dog outside in my yard, I do housework, I cook, I buy groceries, I do laundry, I read a lot, I watch old movies a lot....I'm pretty boring really. So don't freak out on me, baby cakes, someday maybe you'll find out for yourself that I'm cool as hell, and fun, and full of piss and vinegar. (I think we'd laugh a lot if we hung out together for real)!! So come over and find out. WINK!!
DOUBLE DAWG DARE YA!!! MMMUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Love you lots....xoxox Hope the new album is going well so far!! HUGS!!!
Love, Rebecca
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