Stephen, whassup?

Hi Steve,

Soooooooo.....whassupwitchoo?

I betcha I know what!!  Ohhh, you don't THINK that's possible, do ya?? Well...lemme tell ya....

I read something interesting today on the SP Faithful Ones Facebook page, from that same woman who is having such a tough time right now, (she has injured her eye at work and is now partially blind).

She wrote that a reliable source, a record exec that she is friends with, just sent her an email stating that YOU were in NYC today, having lunch with some record executives.

Hmmmmmmm....

Now....I don't want to jump to the wrong conclusion, but that sounds a little bit SUSPICIOUS to me.  You're in New York City, eh?  And that is, ohhh, only about 5 hours away from me, (ya schlub), and you're meeting with people who are in the music business....

Hmmmmmmm....

Well, all I can say is, YEEEEE HAWWWWW BABYYYYY!!!!  GIDDY YUP!!!  WOO HOOOO!!

Okay okay, I'll TRY to restrain myself.  Breathe.  Sighhhhhhh.....ahem.....okay, composure regained.

But DAMMIT MAN, it's about freakin' TIME you started this shin-dig.  I've been sitting here for YEARS growing a friggin' BEARD waiting around for this to happen.  Great googa mooga, none of us is getting any younger, ya turd!!!  I still have a FEW years left of excellent head-bangage left in me!

Ah well, you know I love ya, you big lug.

I really think whatever is in the works---if it's created by YOU, it is going to be AWESOME.   It's kinda like you have this magical musical way of MIDAS, touching everything and turning it into gold.  Ehhhh, you'd probably chuckle and shake your head no, and say "pee-shaw," but honey, I'm tellin' ya, at this point in your life and career, YOU CAN DO NO WRONG.

Whatever you do, millions of us fans out here will love it.  We promise.

Sooooo, you are only one INCH away from me on the MAP, are ya??? Breathing the same air as I am, RIGHT NOW, in New York City....???

Come over.   Just----shhhhhh----no objections----uh-uh----shush-yer-butt-mister-man----just come over.  I won't tell anybody.  We'll have fun and enjoy the afternoon seeing some Pittsburgh sites.  Just you and me.  Nobody else will ever know.  I'll even sign a gag rule contract, in blood.  Seriously.

Just come OVER already.  What do I gotta do, send you an engraved invitation?!  Sheesh.

:)  GRIN    Ok, ok, if you're gonna be THAT stubborn, I'll just hop in the Mercedes and come to NYC.

*Packing my overnight bag right now*   MMMMUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HUGS!!!

Bye for now, you super sexy happy-go-lucky musical magical MAGOO.

Love, Rebecca