And the weekend looms large ahead...

Hello Stephen, my sexy beast of a man...how's it hangin'?!  (Please don't answer, "limp and lonely").  Cause that would be SAD!!!  I would HAVE to find a way to REMEDY that dilemma my friend.

Ahem.  Well, dammit, you can't blame a girl for tryin'!!!

Soooooooo, you may be wondering what my current surroundings are.  (Humor me).  I am sitting in Pete's office, next to a sybian with all the attachments sitting out around it.  Riding it is not in the plan for the evening, however.  I am wearing my Betty Boop yellow pajamas, if you MUST know, GAWD.

This coming weekend should be interesting.  I'm going to DC on Saturday with Pete, to LF&P.  Now, if you say that 5 times fast, it sounds like "elephant pee."  So, the logo for this event is actually a photo of an elephant wearing leather, holding a flogger, taking a pee.  Clever, huh?!  Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a friggin' laugh riot.

Anyway, the L = Leather.  F = Flea (market).  P = Play.

So, you MIGHT be able to deduce from these clues of mine, just what I will be doing in DC. *WINK*

The last time I went to the dungeon in DC, I played with an awesome dude who has been around forever but I always figured was "out of my league," because I consider myself a "lightweight." However, Pete gave him the go-ahead, and he asked if I would like a little single-tail.  HELL YEAH I would...(love that damned whip).   Anyhoo, I guess----according to this long-time Dom-dude, I am NOT a "lightweight," because he wailed on my ass like you wouldn't believe.  I had marks all over my body for days afterwards, and the warm soothing sting and burn was amazingly SWEET.  It's the gift that keeps on giving!  WOOOO!!!

Now, you may think I'm a total freak for liking that sort of thing, but may I remind you of a song you once wrote and sang, "Anyway You Want It."  Well, sooooo, sometimes that's the way I want it.  I am a submissive woman, you know.  That's kinda what we do.  We soak in the "pain" of what's going on with whatever implement is being used, and it takes us into subspace, where we fly on an endorphin rush high that is better than any drug you could ever imagine taking.  It really is a higher level of consciousness, and those people in the scene that I hang out with regularly, are all like family to me.  Every one of us can "play" with each other, withOUT any drama or soap opera crap.  We can be naked in front of each other, nobody cares.  Nobody gets jealous.  Nobody feels embarrassed.  It's awesome.

Pete plays with other women.  I don't care.  I do not have one jealous bone in my body.  That's cause the amount of jealousy a person exudes is directly linked to the lack of self-esteem that person has.  And I have enough self-esteem in my PINKY finger to choke a horse.  Besides, Pete adores me.  :)  As long as we agree to the rules of playing with others, and FOLLOW those rules, we're cool with sharing each other at public events, and private too.  We have an open relationship that really works well.

So, I really COULD alleviate your "limp and lonely" problem, without any problems.  GRIN!!

Lisa Ling has a program on t.v. called "Our America," and she did one about BDSM stuff a couple weeks ago---it mentioned "50 Shades of Grey," (A SHITTY BOOK OF STUPID BS THAT HAS NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THE REAL BDSM SCENE, thankyouverymuch).  I got to page 57, and read, "I magicked a smile," and THREW the damned book across the room at that point. The writing is HORRENDOUS.  (Almost as bad as the book by some chick with the last name of CUCU who wrote a biography about YOU in broken English).  That was hard to read, it was so full of mistakes.  Editing and proofreading apparently were NOT on the priority list for either woman.

Well, in the "Our America" segment, she featured our friend GrayDancer, and his submissive!!  It was really cool to see them on t.v. like that, talking openly and honestly about BDSM.  He is an awesome guy, very intelligent, very succinct, and extremely amazing as a Dom.  I was proud to see him talking about it without so much as an embarrassed attitude, or any kind of "shame" face about it.  Sometimes when you try to explain BDSM to vanilla people, like they were, it gets very frustrating, and you feel like you have to apologize about it, or defend it somehow, ya know?  They didn't do either thing.

So, that's kinda how I am.  I just say it like it is.  I like riding my sybian on occasion.  It doesn't take very long to get a good groove goin', if you get what I mean. (How could you NOT get what I mean)?! Ah well, anyway, I'm a practicing and participating pornographic PRINCESS dammit, and I'm damned proud of it.

On that note, I will say goodnight to you.  Have some raunchy wet dreams, and enjoy your weekend trying to cure that limp lonely thing.  If you can't, just give me a call...(bj's are my hobby you know).  In fact, I teach a class about it that has become quite popular.  Ya ever had one with Altoids in each cheek?!  Yeah, you probably have.  Look who I'm talkin' to....sheesh....I should know better....

Bye for now!!

Love, Rebecca