One last plea....

Hi Steve,

Well, even though MOST of me is convinced that there's NO WAY IN HELL you would ever get plastic surgery....a little bit of me still worries that you MIGHT.

So I've been thinking about this "face lift" idea of yours, and I thought maybe I would try one more time to talk you out of it.  Just humor me for a minute, will ya??

Click on this link, and read through it.

http://www.mamapop.com/2010/10/omg-wtf-face-celebrity-plastic-surgery-wrong.html

If that one didn't quite talk you out of it....check out this one....

http://www.hollyscoop.com/galleries/shocking-celebrity-plastic-surgery-disasters/819421?utm_source=crowdignite.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=crowdignite.com

Are you STILL thinking about doing this INSANE THING to your face?!!  Good GOD man...you are a stubborn cuss.

Fine, here's another one....but before you go look at this one, dude, get me some eye bleach STAT.

http://www.oddee.com/item_96587.aspx

Now....having looked through all of these painful photos, have I finally convinced you NOT to do it?!

Do you WANT to be another statistic on a web site like this, lookin' all hot and sexy as you always do, and then suddenly, BAM, you're the elephant man?!

What the hell is going ON with people in California, who just cannot seem to age gracefully anymore?? Is it some kind of disease, some sort of pollution in the air there, or something in the water maybe??

Stop thinking about a face lift.  Focus instead on SINGING.  Leave the gorgeous face of perfection ALONE....back away slowly from the mirror.....I mean it Stephen, you have ALWAYS been fucking sexy as hell, and STOP LISTENING TO ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY!!!

Okay.....sigh.....I have done all that I can to convince you NOT to get a face lift.

If you do it anyway, and end up on one of these web sites, I will be the first one to say "I told you so."  Not because I am a mean human being, but because DAMMIT, I am pleading and begging you not to do it....you really shouldn't take that risk, it's too dangerous, and aging is STILL GONNA HAPPEN no matter HOW much plastic you inject into your face.  You're STILL GONNA BE 64 YEARS OLD, and you look HOT AS HELL just the way you are.

I wish I could smack you, and tell you to snap out of it.  You're really killin' me over here.  I just hope none of this rumor is true.  If it's not true, THANK GAWD, and WHEW, and carry on.

Goodnight you sexy beast.  I love ya.

Love, Rebecca