Happy St. Patricks Day!!

Hey there Bubba,

Gonna drink some green beer today?!  Ewwwww.  Why would you want to do THAT?!  Beer looks like piss in a bottle as it is, so why would anybody want to turn that nasty stuff into GREEN moldy looking piss?! That's just nasty as all hell if you ask me.

I don't like the taste of beer, actually.  Never have.  Just not my thing.  But, give me a fancy martini, and watch me chug-a-lug!!  Or Kaluha and cream!! MMM!! Now THOSE I can totally dig.  It's like chocolate milk!  I had a pineapple upside down cake flavored martini once, and holy CRAP that was awesome.  I also tried a gingerbread cookie flavored martini, and WOW that was decadent too. More like a dessert and a sugar buzz than an alcoholic buzz for me.

Speaking of ginger....Pete and I drove up to Ohio for the dungeon dinner and class to learn all about "figging" afterwards, along with a play party.  Ever tried figging?  If you like the sensation of your ass being burned from within, give it a try.  You take a piece of ginger from the grocery store, peel it into a butt plug shape, and insert it into your booty to "enhance" the caning or flogging or spanking.  It feels like you've stuck a handful of Altoids, cinnamon candies, peppermints inside your ass, and then lit a FIRE up your butt.  Yes, FIRE.

Seriously, if you haven't tried it, don't bother, unless you're IN to having a liquid cinnamon fire up your butt.  I mean, some people really love that stuff.  Just give me a fig newton and I'll be happy, thanks. Or some ginger ale.  Other than that, GET THAT DAMNED THING AWAY FROM ME.

I will admit, years ago with my ex, I did try it once.  However, I didn't like it AT ALL.  It burned for DAYS.  It was in and out in less than 10 seconds, because I was truly burning from within.  I asked why that would be, when it apparently wasn't so bad for anyone else who has tried it.  I had believed it was the way it was supposed to feel, which was too painful for me---but I was told that perhaps a tiny piece broke off and stayed in there by mistake, and/or I might have had a tiny tear in my skin from doing it, that absorbed the ginger liquid and took days to heal.  Either way, it sucked.  Won't be doing that EVER again.

Sticking food items up your arse just ain't right.  I may be kinky, but that was just too extreme.

I did joke as the demonstrator was in the middle of inserting it into his girl, by asking if you could use some Wasabi as lube!! (She didn't like that question at all). hehehehe   I also asked if he had ever tried a liquid ginger enema on her before.  She was growling at me.  hehehehehe  (Sometimes I can be a bit of a sadist).  WOOOOO!!! hehehehe

Sadists have fun no matter what!! GRIN!!

Then, as she was starting to feel the tingling burn, she kept saying, "Okay, no more, all done..." and he kept pushing on it, chuckling and telling her "not yet..." So, just to let her know I was on her side, I yelled out, "TOUCH THE GINGER AND POKE HIM IN THE EYE!" and she got this awesome look on her face, like she had never thought of that idea before!!  So she kept touching it, and saying, "I'm gonna poke you in the eye!" and she kept squirming around to try and reach his face.  It was hilarious!!  Somebody else wondered if, during a caning, if the skin is broken on her butt just a bit, could you put ginger on the cut and have it burn?! This poor woman was like, "HELL NO!"

Ahhhh, the fun times you can have in a dungeon.

NOTE: Please, take heed: NEVER EVER EVER touch peeled ginger with your finger and touch your eyes (or anyone else's) or any open skin cuts afterwards. You will regret it for a long, long time. That shit is friggin' nastified and horribly POTENT.

I mean, I love it on sushi, sure, but good LORD, it's not the same when you have a peeled butt plug shaped piece of it up your bum.  And GOD FORBID if your bum decides to suck it all inside you---unless you carve a rounded end that is bigger than the bum opening, the friction of inserting it can sometimes result in having the ginger go WAY up inside you, with nothing to hold on to in order to get it back out.  Yeah, I know, scary huh?!  TIE A STRING AROUND THE ROUNDED END!! Because if you don't, it doesn't always come back OUT when that happens, which could send you to the Emergency Room...and from what they said during the class, they knew of one woman who had that happen, only to be told by the doctors that it was so far up inside her, it couldn't be retrieved, so it would have to dissolve on its own...she had to LIVE with the BURN going on constantly for WEEKS.

Talk about sadistic.  Doctors have that streak in 'em all the time, you know.

Ah well, those are just some of the things talked about during the class. Interesting, huh?!

The dinner was okay but even though I had the Greek salad (one of my fave's), the chicken wings I ordered came with a very sugary sauce slathered all over 'em so I couldn't eat them.  I shared Pete's naked rack of ribs though. I only had a few, but I was full. We also had a dessert, but that was better than having sugary sauce all over chicken wings.

By the way, I have lost 15 pounds so far on my diet, along with several inches all around, (my pants keep falling off me and my pajamas are hanging on me like I'm a kid wearing an adult's pj's).  WOE IS ME---even my Journey t-shirts are hanging off me.  But I'll never get rid of those.  My sugar levels have been in the 100 or under range too!! That is awesome when you're diabetic.  I might just kick diabetes to the curb yet!! Keep your fingers crossed for me.

Well my friend, if you must drink green beer, have a good time with that.  Just don't be stupid about it or I'll cram so much ginger up your arse, you'll feel cinnamon fire burn inside ya for a long, long time.

Happy St. Patty's day to you....Love you more than ginger up my butt.....(WAYYY more)....in fact, I love ya more than ginger ale, fig newtons, AND sushi with ginger.  I'd rather have YOU inside up my butt. hehehehehehehehehe  WOOOOOO I'm so naughty.  Don'tcha just LOVE IT?!

---Rebecca