Hiya sexy, how's it hangin'?
Sooooooo.....seems that the grapevine has revealed that you are traveling....you were on an airplane today. (ARE YOU CRAZY?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS)?! Ahhh, well, I'm a bit afraid of flying, actually. I can do it, but only if I have alcohol or dramamine.
Here's a picture of you, that somebody posted on Facebook today....with 2 other dudes....
I have no idea who those other two guys are, but your NECK, my fine Sir, is just SCREAMING out for some sloppy wet kisses. As a matter of fact, I thought this very thing, and ALMOST wrote it in MY comment, but another chick beat me to it.....(I don't know why her first comment doesn't show up, she wrote, "THAT NECK! I so wanna kiss it!") or something along those lines....so I had to come up with something...well.....even better!!! hehehe (Because that's just how I roll).
New Steve picture taken today.
Posted on twitter by: norman
steven perry on the plane JOURNEY
pic.twitter.com/uTz4L3ZhgS
- 19 people like this.
- Rebecca --- Dammit Stephen, where are you flying to?! Get over here to Pittsburgh so I can deem you worthy of my delicious, denigrating debauchery!! SMOOCH!
- Dawn ---- Rebecca we have the same raunchy, dirty mind. I like you!!!!
Yeah, I thought that my comment was rather clever....and then this same neck-kissing-comment-stealing chick writes that she LIKES me! hehehe I guess I generate "like" from strangers sometimes. Especially when I write naughty things. Weird. I mean, it wasn't like I was TRYING to be liked, ya know?! But, hey that is cool. Even though she stole my first comment idea, I think mine kinda worked well WITH hers, so it's all good.
I'm also a huge fan of alliteration ya know. (Former English major in college). It's a curse. I have also been called on several occasions, a "grammar Nazi." In fact, when I worked at the Holocaust Museum in DC, I got called Nazi a lot by annoyed visitors that we had to escort out at the end of every day. Ahhhh, good times.
Soooooo.....where ya goin'??? Where ya flyin' to?? What's happenin'?? WHERE ARE YOU?!!
DISH THE DIRT, DANG IT!!!! YOU DASTARDLY DEVIOUS DEVIL YOU....DAGNABBIT!
.......sigh.........I really wish I had something more profound to write to you tonight.
Sorry. I'll try harder next time. My only goal in life is to entertain you with my witticisms and such.
There's just WAYYYY too much crap and bad news flying around in the cosmos right now, and sure, you KNOW I could sit here and blather about it for another hour or five to the internet universe, but really, no good would come of it, so why bother.
For tonight, I'll just focus on your neck and the delicious debauchery that awaits you here in the 'burgh.
I'm free for lunch tomorrow, by the way. Gimme a call, we'll find SOMETHING to do, I'm sure.
*wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more* <----Monty Python reference. I'm a nutball sometimes.
Bye for now.
Love, Rebecca
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