How are you? I hope you had a nice weekend. How's that new album of yours coming?! Ahhh, well, who knows if there really IS one on the horizon or not, you're not saying a word about it to anybody---even if the rumour IS true---so I'm just MANIFESTING a little. Can't really blame a chick for doing that, can ya?! Hope not. I manifest parking spots a lot too, and miraculously, it WORKS!! hehehe
Anyway, yeah sooooooo last week I felt crappy all over. There was a constant pressure in my bladder that just made me feel like I had to go to the bathroom all the time, and I felt achey and tired and had headaches, etc., so after a week of this I finally went to the damned doctor. (I hate going to doctors). So, apparently I have a bladder infection--duh--and they prescribed some medication for me to take all weekend, AND told me "no nooky" until all the pills were gone.
Well, when you're planning to go away on an adult kink weekend the next day...that kinda sucks. But, I took the meds, I enjoyed my time with friends and swimming naked in the pool, and in the hot tub with a group of friends, so it was fine. Like a bonehead on Saturday, however, I took the pill BEFORE I ate any food, and WOW was I sicker than sick the rest of the day. That was NOT FUN. But, it wore off finally and I felt much better by the time the fun began in the evening.
We took off to a retreat which is actually a home that someone owns, that also has a huge resort-like area that they often rent out for parties like ours. It's way up high on a hill overlooking beautiful views, with a gorgeous pond in the backyard, a pool in the front, a hot tub indoors, group showers, lounge area, and a play area for equipment, along with lots of bedrooms. Oh, and a couple of bars too, for anyone who brought their own booze along. I personally do NOT like the idea of mixing alcohol with floggers and whips, which most of the people I know in DC are in full agreement with. But here in redneck USA, the culture is a bit more...lenient...about such things. So, that's fine, but I just won't play with anyone who is drinking. Typically it's the younger crowd who does that more often though. We OLD FOLKS know better.
Anyway, so we got to watch some people doing the nasty deed, bumping uglies, and just having a wild time gettin' jiggy with it....which is always interesting to watch....orgies are fun to watch too, but those happen much less frequently for whatever reason. A fun time was had by all, though, despite that one lacking event. Pete gave his usual massages to several women, and I had to sleep with ear plugs in because the music was played until nearly 4 a.m., and it SUCKED---I really really LOATHE techno-crap---but I had the best sleep EVER, so those ear plugs really helped a lot.
The beds, however, were horribly uncomfortable. I joked that we should have brought a black light with us, to gross everybody out....but nobody laughed. I have a knack for doing that kind of dark humor, though. hehehehehe I could tell it worked well, and they were definitely grossed out...but nobody wanted to discuss it, so they quietly moved on. Ahhhh, but the sadistic fun of it all is what gets me giggly.
I'm a big hit at parties. GRIN!
Oh.....by the way, I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION.....
Is this hat CUTE AS HELL or WHAT?!! This mustache thing made me giggle in the store, so I just HAD to get it and make a hat out of it. I also glued some felt mustaches on the sides! I think it turned out great, and I might just keep this one. Too funny!! I don't know what the big to-do is about the mustache thing lately, but it's one of those fads that apparently sell t-shirts and other items, so what the heck, might as well give it a try. For a split second, I was even tempted to get some of those goggly-eyes to put inside the glasses....but, I stopped myself. Trying to be "cool" isn't easy though, I'm truly a dork deep down.
I made another one.....but I'm not sure if the legalities are in my favor....
Hey now, don'tcha be groanin'---I know you're a Giants fan and a SF 49ers and all that, but set aside your bias and tell me if you like this hat!! I thought this might be cool to try and sell. Now, if I just made hats that are black and gold, and let OTHER people put their OWN Steelers pins on them, I could definitely get away with that, and just use this one as an "example display only." So, I'm not stupid, I know how to play the CYA game. Hell, when you live in DC for so long, you HAVE to learn it, or you get beat up and bloodied every day in the cesspool ghetto land of politics and thugs.
"Cesspool ghetto land of politics and thugs." That has a really nice feel to it when you say it a few times. Just rolls off your tongue. Maybe your new album should use that as its title!!! It would really make people go, "What the hell?!" And they would all go crazy trying to figure out and argue about the symbolism and the deeper meaning behind it!! But you and I would both know it's just for shits and giggles. WINK!!
When somebody else sees this photo of the Steelers hat, they say, "Wow, that's cool, looks great," etc., but I'm like, "Hmm, I see a bit of GLUE on the left by that gold and black poof, and a tiny black spot in the center, near the pin..." So I am really too overly critical of myself I guess. Perfectionist at work.
Well my friend, I gotta scoot. Oh, I made another Steve Perry hat too....God I hope you don't sue me for it, but I am NOT SELLING THEM to anybody. I sent one to Karen, another chick on the Facebook fan page...I actually sent her the one I made for myself, because I didn't have time to do another one. She loves it. So now there are four of us on the east coast who have 'em. Cool, eh?! We just love you, that's all.
Truly we do. But I love you most!!!
Bye for now.
Love, Rebecca
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